I get such a kick out of you mansplainers publicly humiliating yourselves.

You haven’t read the piece. That is obvious, as you’re claiming that I said things I simply did not say. So the way this works is,

A: People read the article I wrote.

B: People read your comment that has nothing to do with the article I wrote.

C: People laugh at your grasping need to appear “smarter than me,” the person who was actually commissioned, by this publication, to write a worthwhile piece.

It reminds me of the diaper-age kids I used to nanny. They were SO proud when they took a shit — they thought it was really something special, something the rest of the world would love to see. It goes without saying, I hope, that nobody but them thought their shit was a sight to behold?

Funny and cute, I guess, when a toddler does it. Not so cute, when an elderly man does.

I keep responding to you fools, because you keep making me laugh. But I think it’s time for me to go back to writing pieces that intelligent humans actually want to read. So this is my final mansplainer reply. Hope you all find your way out of the diaper stage!